Resident HuCow Denise is not chained to the wall all the time anymore, she is allowed to wander around freely during the day. Denise is probably the most curious HuCow in the herd, always finding things around the farm. We found her in the medical room, playing with the new machine that just came in. It is a Saugwelle, whatever that means, and we haven’t tested it yet. It doesn’t seem to be made for milking as there is only 1 cup in each size (not 2), but Denise did not care about that. She put two different cups on her nipples to test the machine’s vacuum power. She is so naughty! When the farmer found her playing with the machine, he strapped her in a wheelchair and gagged her. Then he did his own testing of the new machine. Denise decided she won’t be curious again… at least for a while…